Ice Cream Wars

Spiral: Here’s your medium and my small bowl of ice cream.
Boyfriend: They’re both medium.
Nah, you’ve got more vanilla.
And you’ve got more strawberry.
What? Really?
Yes. You have to say yours is medium.
(Examines the bowls. It appears he has approximately half a teaspoon more and I don’t point it out. I’m above that…)
Okay, it’ll be medium but I’ll just say it’s small?

(and they devoured ice cream happily ever after)


Of the female variety and hungry for knowledge, truth and love.

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