Spiral: Here’s your medium and my small bowl of ice cream.
Boyfriend: They’re both medium.
Nah, you’ve got more vanilla.
And you’ve got more strawberry.
Yes. You have to say yours is medium.
(Examines the bowls. It appears he has approximately half a teaspoon more and I don’t point it out. I’m above that…)
Okay, it’ll be medium but I’ll just say it’s small?
(and they devoured ice cream happily ever after)